They're rugged and roomy enough to get all of your gear to the campsite, but much easier on the environment than an SUV, thus keeping all your vegetarian eco-feminist friends off your back.įrom my experience at least, gay men are less likely to be caught up in the macho head games required by Camaro and Corvette owners. I can say with confidence that here in the Northwest the Subaru Outback is the most lesbian car. Maybe it's the soft lines draped over a rugged chassis?
Subarus tend to be the vehicle of choice for lesbians, or so I've observed, especially older wagons. (Now, up here in Vermont, they just assume we are slow moving and got the color of the triangle wrong!) Even our straight friends get checked out by other women when driving her in town!
#Honda gay meme license#
The ultimate "country" lesbian "pickup" vehicle is our 1990 F150 Ford half-ton pickup!! Of course, the vanity license plate reads "SAPPHO" (for our more sophisticated community members), and it has a big pink triangle bumper sticker on the back. How many car companies would advertise their cars with a "Xena Lvr" license plate? They're one of the few car companies to take out full-page ads in queer magazines, and they consistently target the lesbian/bi women population. I can't vouch for the boystheyve got their own criteria. (They are both practical and good looking.) Look around, guysif you see a rainbow or pink triangle sticker on a car, I bet 75 percent of the time it's on a Honda. Lesbians seem overwhelmingly to prefer Hondas or Acuras. So, what does she have to have to get my attention? I love Volvos, especially the wagonsand Volkswagens, especially the Bug. I am a lesbian who drives a 1987 Volvo 240 wagon. For the record, I drive a Buick Park Avenue
#Honda gay meme manual#
Lesbian cars: 1966 Chevy C20 pickups with manual steering and a straight six (forgive the pun).īut who really cares what lesbians drive? They are never around to help fix your car when it breaks down anyway. Gay cars: Lexus, Honda, and any convertible. (And a VW Jetta for the good mileage.) It's a regular boy-magnet!īeing a car nut as well as being gay, I feel eminently qualified to give you the lowdown. It read: "News flash: two cute gay guys spotted exiting a brand new canary yellow Beetle in downtown Trumansburg." I was so sure that it was a gay-guy car that my partner and I decided, after 10 years of domestic bliss, to purchase our very first car: a dark-blue new Beetle.Ībout a week later, a friend of mine from upstate sent me an urgent fax which quite obviously confirmed my assumption. I must inform you of my shock and surprise at hearing you say that the new Beetle is a chick car.